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Out of curiosity, did people like that Star Trek/Sherlock crossover fanfiction?
Because I was thinking of expanding it, but I’m not sure. Also, I’m not sure if I should post fanfiction on here. I have an account on fanfiction.net for that. I have this (perhaps irrational) fear that when you guys see fanfiction that I’ve written on my blog your immediate reaction is…
“Shit, Shakespearevillain is trying to write fiction again. UNFOLLOW.”
“No one should have to look up the word ‘infinitesimal’ when they’re trying to read Johnlock!!!”
“If I wanted something that reads like an eighth grade primer, I’d read Huckleberry Finn.”
In short, I need some feedback. Because I really don’t want people going…
Whenever I post fanfiction.
So, what do you say?
gun shot noises
panicked deer noises
man yelling god dammit in the distance
Mama! I thought I’d never see you again!
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Well, I don’t know about you, but that welcome has left me drained…
Also, it’s nearly 4:30 in the morning here.
Goodnight! Sweet dreams!
Oh good Lord! Nineteen new followers!!!
Anyways, for a spectacular number of new followers, I figure I ought to create a spectacular welcome. Unfortunately, I’ve no idea how to do that. I usually go by themes, you see, based off one or two followers fandoms (Yes, I research you guys, in the laziest way possible. I glance at your blog and see if there’s any sort of outstanding fandom.)
So, since there’s so many of you and I can’t possibly appeal to all of your fandoms…
Or can I?
Well, it’s worth a shot!
For the Whovians:
Welcome to the wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey section of this welcome!!!
Finally. A lie that’s too big. I am an adult, 22 actually. I’m just an irresponsible and immature one. Compared to accountants and salesmen, that is. I know some drug addicts who are way more irresponsible than I am.
…Shut up, Matt Smith.
Souffles are on the snack table along with some fish fingers and some custard.
For the Sherlockians:
Kettle’s just boiled. Hot tea will be on the snacks table in a second.
Do you want some crisps? Nevermind. I know you don’t.
Just please, for the love of God, do not leave any body parts in my fridge. Sherlock does enough of that without your help.
For the Supernatural fans:
I don’t really post that much Supernatural. To be perfectly honest, I’ve only seen clips of the show, mostly involving Misha. So if you’re following me because you expect a lot of posts about Supernatural…
Which leads me to the next fandom…
For the Avengers/Loki/Superhero fans:
If you wish to maintain any of your sanity, you will leave now. If however, you wish to join the madness…
We can have that arranged. It… it touches everyone differently.*
Schwarma is on the snacks table.
Oh, and point out the pie to the Supernatural fans. They’re probably feeling a little down right now.
For the Harry Potter fans:
Welcome to Shakespearevillain’s school of Witchcraft and Wizardry!!! Which is like Pigfarts in that it doesn’t exist.
Starkid jokes aside, welcome! I am a proud member of Hufflepuff and will be happy to help you with any of your charms homework. Don’t let the Loony Luna thing fool you. I’m smart. And besides…
Pumpkin juice and chocolate frogs are on the snacks table. Just make sure the chocolate frogs don’t hop into the tea. The Sherlockians would be very put out and you don’t want to see angry Sherlockians.
Alright, so I have occasional flashes of temper. It’s the badger in me.
For the anime fans:
Again, don’t know how you found my blog. I don’t really post that much anime, except for some occasional Fruits Basket or Fullmetal Alchemist.
Anyway, milk and rice balls are on the snacks table. Make sure to drink your milk so you’ll grow up nice and tall. Unlike Ed…
For the people who come here for mental health stuff:
I’ll be trying to keep up the positive and supportive side of this blog as much as I can. And if you ever need to talk, about anything at all, just pop an ask in my box. I’m a very good listener. I’ve actually gotten my therapist to start talking about his life during sessions before, which is funny because he’s one of the best psychiatrists in the area and arguably should know better than to rattle off about his travels to Greece during a session.
Anyway, spirits up! We’ll get through this together.
Aaand… I think that covers just about everyone!
Sorry! I mean, you’re so short… Well, I can’t really talk. I’m sort of a hobbit myself.
Shakespearevillain, at your service!
Creoso! Amin naa ie’ tualle!
That last bit is in Elvish. I admit I’m much better with Old Norse than I am with Elvish, so please be patient with me.
Anyways, welcome to my little section of the Shire. It’s not much, but it’s home. I certainly don’t live in the Hill, though I do admire the decorating.
Well, the decorating that isn’t done by a certain wizard on a certain person’s beautifully painted front door.
Anyway, seed cakes are on the… that’s funny. I put them there just a second ago.
Well, I’m sure I’ll find something for your elevensies. Just root around the pantry until you find something to your liking.
And finally, let’s end with a bit of Disney celebrating…
And that does it. That’s all the fandoms that I can think to squeeze into a welcome!
Except… I’ve forgotten in all this excitement to actually welcome people. Which is a terrible oversight, considering this is supposed to be a welcome post.
Welcome to leagueofteemo, nevertheday, lordofmessa, thirteeenish, hawkeykins, xx-vikyfrenchlee-xx, itslittleasskicker, fytortall, kittafan8900, baedekersandbeasties, one-bead-at-a-time, ladieslikeporntoo, an-optimistic-perspective, nevermorecc, joy2write, serifinaxxx, bakingbunch, asholdfield, and thedeipnosophistsrepository!!!
Enjoy the madness!!!
*Bonus points to anyone who gets this reference since I just realized it’s part of a deleted scene.
It’s like my dog knows which pieces of paper are important to me and decides that those are the ones he wants to lie down on or walk all over.
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